February 6, 2015
REVIEWS: Jupiter Ascending, Seventh Son, & The SpongeBob Movie
The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out Of Water: "delivers exactly the kind of zany mayhem and willful silliness fans have come to expect from the popular Nickelodeon cartoon series SpongeBob SquarePants, but with a level of spectacle demanded from a theatrical release."
Seventh Son: "it falls into an uncanny valley between truly great fantasy (The Lord of the Rings) and so-bad-it’s-good fantasy (Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters). Which is to say, Seventh Son isn’t good enough to be great, and not fun enough to be a guilty pleasure. Instead, it’s merely disappointing."